'Tis But a Flesh Wound!

THEY GOT ME AGAIN! I am a sucker for a re-release in theaters! I watched Monty Python and the Holy Grail this weekend, and realized it was the perfect example of what a D&D campaign looks like! From the Sorcerer named Tim, the evil flesh-eating bunny, the silly riddles and plans, yep basically the same haha! Go watch it and let me know your favorite line from this perfect movie!

OBSESSIONS…. they change every other week at this point. Right now, Hogwarts: Legacy has me in its clutches. One of my favorite parts of this game is all of the cats you can pet! (Okay, TOTK!) When playing a new game do you have a go-to name that you title your character with? I have always used Mickey (or princess haha). However, this time I named my character Marik after my current D&D character. The Fighter Dwarf’s name just seemed like a good fit for a Wizard!

RECOMMENDATION! My brother, cousin, and I created a podcast in 2020 (original I know). The Pineapple Shire podcast is a story telling show with tales such as screen writes, mysteries, epic adventures and a whole lot of pineapple facts. Just like a D&D campaign, the scheduling is what tore us away from creating any more delightful tales. BUT we have been talking and may try and start up again….so go listen to our past stuff and keep your ears and eyes out for new content!

SPEAKING OF CONTENT…I hope you are enjoying the randomness of the content here at Coffee and Dragons! If you don’t, well keep that to yourself or I will cry.

STORY TIME! While visiting my family in New Hampshire, my sisters and I decided to travel through the mountains to the nearest shopping outlets. As we are driving through the windy roads listening to “Car Radio” by Twenty-One Pilots, a loud SCREAM can be heard through every small town in the area. (Dramatic…but probably true). A large MOOSE came out of the woods so fast that he didn’t even see us. Poor creature tried to stop but it slammed into my car and slid its way across. We veered at the right time, so no damage was done to us, however the car was pretty bent up. The bloodied beast dragged itself back into the woods, however, did not make it. During that same trip a BEAR named Peter tried to attack me while right outside my brother’s house, and then a bird hit my car. My brother then deemed me “Beast Master.” I think of myself as more of an anti-princess hahahaha. I sing and the animals just die.

ON A HAPPY NOTE! I am enjoying some Cherry Tea! What are you drinking?